Monday, July 20, 2009

If you believe

If you believe they put a man on the moon,
then it means that there is a dark side to it.
And if you believe there is a dark side to it,
then it means that you believe in Pink Floyd.
And if you believe in Pink Floyd,
then it surely means that you believe in Us and Them.
And if you believe in Us and Them,
then surely you must value the enemy.
And if you value the enemy,
you must have read Sun Tzu.
And if you read Sun Tzu,
then you must agree on the use of spies.
And if you agree on the use of spies,
then you must believe in Deep Throat.
And if you believed in Deep Throat,
then you also take a liking to porn.
And if you like porn,
it means you masturbate.
And if you masturbate,
it means you imagine.
And if you imagine,
you agree with John Lennon.
And if you agree with John Lennon
then you may say you’re a dreamer.
And if you dream a dream
you surely must have liked Les Misérables.
And if you liked Les Misérables
then you must have understood injustice.
And if you understood injustice
it must mean that you value freedom.
And if you value freedom
then you must agree with George Michael.
And if you agree with George Michael
then you believe that you got to have faith.
And if you believe in faith,
then you live through religion.
And if you live through religion,
then you must have heard about tolerance.
And if you heard about tolerance,
then you must believe in politics.
And if you believe in politics,
then you must have read John Stuart Mill.
And if you read Stuart Mill,
you must agree that your right ends where mine begins.
And if you agree that your right ends where mine begins
then it means that we’re equals.
And if you believe in equality,
then you must agree with the United Nations.
And if you agree with the United Nations,
then you believe in peace.
And if you believe in peace,
then you like Bob Dylan.
And if you like Bob Dylan,
then you know the answer is blowin’ in the wind.
And if you know it’s in the wind,
then you must admire the Wright Brothers.
And if you admire the Wright Brothers,
then you must appreciate flying.
And if you appreciate flying,
you must have seen the sky.
And if you have seen the sky,
then surely you have blinked at the Sun.
And if you blinked at the Sun,
then it means you have eyes.
And if you have eyes,
then it means that you sleep.
And if you sleep,
then surely you must have experienced R.E.M.
And if you experienced R.E.M.,
then you must have heard about the Man in the Moon.
And if you heard about the Man in the Moon
then you must know that Andy Kauffman didn’t believe.
And if you know that Andy Kauffman didn’t believe,
then you must decide whether you agree with him or not.
And if you must decide whether you agree with him or nor,
then the question to ask yourself is:

If you believe they put a man on the moon?

Unless of course, you’re Andy Kauffman.-

11 comments:

Tropical Blonde said...

*Chapeaux*

GBA said...

Bicho brillante, realmente bueno. que gusto leer este post.

Por otro lado la clases de "Marketing Político" la ví en un programa de formación política que se llama "Lidera" es en el IESA, todos los sábados, si quieres más información avísame.

Saludos y insisto realemte bueno el post.

I belive.

Beatriz Portinari said...

Tots, después de éste post reafirmo mi propuesta...

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Sencillamente genial, a falta de escritores como los grandes, debemos estar satisfechos de que al menos la creatividad bloggífera nos ha dado gente como tú.

EXCELENTE POST TOTO, Sigues sorprendiéndome...

Toto said...

Note: I LOVED writing this! Me he pasado toda la mañana volviendolo a leer.

GBA gracias por el tip de marketing es que me dio curiosidad porque eso por lo general no se da aqui en Caracas (glad it does)

Beatriz: I'll marry you only if you continue to write! No nos abandones.-

ardi! said...

Toto! Lo leí como 3 veces. Creo que lo voy a imprimir y todo, de verdad que te quedó absolutamente espectacular. Award Winning. Me bajé la canción de R.E.M. y todo para darle un "soundtrack" a If you Believe.

Congrats!

Bea, por el amor a Freud, a Conversations Overheard at the Mad Hatter's Tea Party, por el amor a lo que quieras: Do not leave us: Marry Toto! El hijo de ustedes podría tener un blog que se llame "A mí me leyeron".

Moirah Alexandra Sánchez Sanz said...

Ok. Brillante...

Igor Zurimendi said...

La primera vez que vi este post no creía que fuiste tú quien lo escribió y ni me lo terminé de leer. Me parecía demasiado profesional para ponerlo en el blog así como así, sin fanfarrias ni nada, y para leer cosas de otra gente no me meto en tu blog. Excelente Toto.

Circulo de Lectura said...

Me provoca enmarcarlo y ponerselo a Clarissa en el cuarto...con eso te digo todo...

Aaaaayyyy regalaselo túuu y dedícaseloooo!!!! :) Te prometo poner polvorosas sólo para tí en la clínica, jejeje.

Angel Aguilera said...

genial, mi pana!!! qué clase de post!!
felicitaciones!

Anonymous said...

Amazing!!!! quiero abrir una botella de vino y seguir leyendo..

Joaquin Ortega said...

una belleza bro!!!

J

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